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Home to the best Deltarune ship (OTP) of all time~!!! o(≧∀≦)o (Obviously (˘ ˘ ˘))

If you've stumbled upon this site by accident:

First of all, we're tots not sorry, as this is a blessing for you and your eyes!! (•ᴗ<˶)✧₊ ⊹

Second of all, ummm, 'do not be afraid, for thou shalt understand more about this wonderous ship'! I think the Bible said something like that... (´･ω･`)?

Third of all, we're tots not a cult and we're tots not trying to indoctrinating you!!! ̤̮

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Now for the questionnaire~! (˵ •̀ ᴗ •́ ˵ ) ✧

1. What is your favourite Azzypants fanfic?
-- Choose a fanfic! -- Life is an Empty Pizza Box Going Home Again Blackout Serpentine Cat Fishing and Goat Tripping Homebound: A Fanfiction RPG Fanfiction: A DJ Narwhal Joint Vows Made in Cheese Cashpants It Keeps Happening - A Story What Involves Azzypants Let That Sink In The Worst Ever Azzypants Fic Cutting Loose By Midnight A Mile In Another Man’s Pants My Sincerest Apologies for Writing This Weeds of the Pizzadom After Ballads and Requiems, I Return Back Home The Ice-E’s P’e’zza Fifteen Minutes or I'm Free Falling For You A Serendipitous Encounter

2. What type of Asriel do you like most?
-- Choose an Asriel! -- Twink Asriel Chubby Asriel Hunk Asriel Bara Asriel

3. What type of Pizzapants do you like most?
-- Choose a Pizzapants! -- Twink Pizzapants Chubby Pizzapants

4. Which scene in 'Let That Sink In' did you find most romantic?
-- Choose a scene! -- Asriel getting bitten by women. Pizzapants' fake teeth falling out. Pizzapants' pants falling off while being erotic. Asriel recounting child Pizzapants' murder.

5. In 'Let That Sink In', what two choices did Asriel contemplate between on the bed in Chapter 5?
-- Choose a pair of choices! -- Gex and kissing Gex and murder Gex and vomiting Gex and crying

6. In 'Homebound: A Fanfiction RPG Fanfiction: A DJ Narwhal Joint', what was the first dislike of the trollsona 'Tamota'?
-- Choose a dislike! -- The concept of straight The concept of Azzypants The concept of gay The concept of romance

7. In 'After Ballads and Requiems, I Return Back Home', how was Chara murdered?
-- Choose a murder! -- Shot and hidden under Asriel's car-shaped bed. Shot and hidden in a perfume scented box. Shot and hidden inside Asriel's brown closet. Shot and hidden behind Asriel's pie-scented oven.

8. In 'The Ice-E’s P’e’zza', what kind of pizza did Gaster order?
-- Choose a p̶’̶e̶’̶z̶z̶a̶ pizza! -- Pizza with 6 pepperoni slices. Pizza covered in darkness sauce. Pizza with 6 basil leaves. Pizza with every topping.

9. Do you like Azzypants more than I do?
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10. Did you enjoy 'The Iron Mettagiant'?
-- Choose an option! -- No, of course not! yes

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